Whoever said Vossler’s Corn Maze closed down is a big fat liar.
Here’s how to have the most fun at the corn maze this year:
- Get 10 to 200 of your closest friends together and get them all tipsy. Just enough to be giggly, but not drunk enough to prohibit driving/being kicked out for disorderly conduct/having bad breath.
- Split those 200 people into teams and see who can punch in at all the checkpoints first.
- Block out 3 or 4 hours of your day for this godforsaken task.
- Don’t forget the flashlights. Do. NOT. FORGET. The flashlights.
- Keep a helicopter pilot on speed dial. Just in case.
Hours & info:
- Just north of South Mooney Boulevard and Avenue 266
- September hours: Fridays and Saturdays, 5-10 p.m.; Sundays, 5-9 p.m. (Beginning Sept. 29, maze is open daily except Monday and Tuesday).
- Prices: 12-54, $8; 11 and younger, $6; 55 and older, $5; 4 and younger and those with current military ID, free
- Information: (888) 528-1724; www.vosslerfarms.com
(EDIT: The no-fun joykillers at Vossler Farms said that among the basic rules: no running or throwing corn, no alcoholic beverages and no smoking. Booo-urns.)
(EDIT AGAIN!: I found two videos online for Vossler Farms — the first one is at the Times-Delta website and the second one is at The Jaded Visalian. Check em out. Also: who knew that the Times-Delta employed someone so HOT?)
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on October 26, 2007 at 11:06 pm
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